#dorks.. the both of them

[jxxbtx]

An Ocean Daze

Your seemingly innocent task of collecting reefs has now led to the oceans blessing you with a sight for sore eyes..

You were glad the seas were at a low tide this year round, the reefs you needed to collect to satisfy the lovely mage lay slightly wilted after being washed up on shore

You collect them in your basket anyway, knowing Hiori would always come through and find a way to make the best of it

However it looks like the gods favoured the reefs cause soon a light drizzle followed.. slowly filling the basket with water, you were fine for now.. just a few more and you could go back to the forests..

A crab snips at your ankle and you yelp gently tugging it off and letting it skiddadle away, getting most part of your dress wet in the process

Lady luck is really testing you today isn't she? You sigh deciding you could always come back after the wind currents slow down a bit.. Hiori always did warn you the oceans were unforgivable.

Soon came hail thudding against the sand of the beach, which forced you to find shelter under the bridge that linked the village outskirts to the Samurai compound

You use a cloth from your robes to dry your hair a bit holding the basket securely to prevent it from following the direction of the wind

Maybe you should've dragged Yoichi or Meguru along for company, they would've made the situation a lot more bearable at the moment..

The sounds of hail fall relentlessly but still managed to create a rhythmic masterpiece.. the ocean roars and the wave catches your calf hence you'd have to move a bit higher

And you would have if not for an inhumane screech that resonated from.. somewhere close..

The sound rung in your ears, sound of hail now just backround noises as you keep your ears sharp, debating to run or figure out if it was a cry of help

You.. choose the latter.. you just couldn't bear the thought of leaving some poor creature out in this dreadful rain..!

The ringing seemed to fade instead replaced with a seraphic hum, and your body almost immediately seemed to know where to take you

The hail raged on uncaring of the moment of tranquility you were experiencing

Oh.

What a beautiful creature..

Sharp fangs bared at you as it rolled you against the sand eyes scanning you intently as it's eyes screamed for bloodlust

"YOU."

"Huh.."

"You..!" It.. he..? hissed again pausing to poke at your legs hitching the fabric of your wet dress up to your knees

He frowns looking back to eye his own pair of humanoid legs with hateful eyes

"Walk" he says simply staring you down with still yet dialated eyes using his fingers to tug at your ankle

You squirm to sit up, the curiously innocent way he touched you setting a warm feeling in your stomach, it was telling you to run but he just looked so pitiful at the moment..

"So.. you want to learn to walk..?" You ask the creature of the oceans, watching him slowly back away..

He just nods sitting cross-legged now, choosing this moment to admire you a bit

You were beautiful really.. like a foreign vision he was never supposed to witness in his lifetime

He watched you sit up and adjust your dress again hesitantly holding your hands out to him incase he wanted to try standing using you as support

The hail drowned out in face of the beating of your heart that echoes against your ears and he firmly grips your elbows and reluctantly stands up now towering over you

He blanks out a bit at the view of you looking up at him all skittish.. wide eyed and lashes fluttering against skin and he can't help but wonder who was the siren between you two..

He holds your waist adjusting to the feel of knees and the texture of sand against his bare feet.. he hissed harshly when the cold cold waves caressed his ankles almost falling ontop of you as he waddled forward

You pause finding the action kind of amusing

"Did you forget you didn't have scales any more..?" You ask quietly coaxing his hands in yours letting him stand while you inched backwards

He just grumbled looking back at his beloved oceans, feeling absolutely betrayed by how it backstabbed him in such a way

"Mhm.." he says simply holding eye contact

Your breath hitched and grip on his hands loosen.. why did the oceans decide to bless you with such a sight on this random evening..?

His eyes were less dialated, and you realised they might have been the prettiest shade you've ever had the pleasure of seeing through a lens

No hydranga.. no forget-me-not.. no bluebell, could ever complete.. you think.. even the sky paled in comparison to the depths of his eyes

He snaps you out your 'observations' by tracing circles on your wrist, feeling curious by your racing pulse and the warmth that radiated from you

You smile gently building him farther from shore, but not before picking up the basket of corol you collected.. that's the whole purpose of your visit no?

The beautiful creature sits on the sand staring at the basket motioning it closer before quietly tapping it the contents, watching it's colours fade back into life

You watch amazed watching him literally breathe life into an organism

"You're incredible.."

He pauses watching your starry eyed before nodding, feeling heat up his neck which he has never experienced to date..

He quietly grips your thighs kind of entranced by the soft skin and the way it fit in his palms

You aimlessly pat his head

"What's your name dear?"

He paused flushing further at the term of endearment

"Rin.."

He murmurs eyes meeting yours, palms still attached to your thighs

You hum testing his name on your tongue

"Yeah? Short and sweet.." you murmur with a slight smile

He just nods, stomach twisted into knots at the sight of your happiness expressed with the quirk of your lips.. and how his name sounded from your mouth..

You offer him your name and it rings in his ears as he looks up at you

"Can I have you?" He asks nose scrunched but completely serious

You blink caught off guard

"Come home with me.." he practically demands, staring up at you with now dialated eyes

You shift thinking of how to deal with this situation..

Okay so. A deadly handsome man, gifted to you by the oceans itself, is now asking you to go home with him..?

The hail slows, the sound of the downpour building up a bubble of intimacy

Couldn't he have asked your hand in marriage? You would have agreed..

He stays still looking up at you slightly unimpressed at your lack of response

"Kidnap." He agrees with himself, hoisting you over his shoulder and steadily wobbling towards the shore, ignoring your protests after you realised you had a LIFE y'know? A whole ass BAKERY to run?

But then.. he oh so carefully adjusts you like you're a valuable artifact, awkwardly waddling around deciding how to get back into the water again and you decide-

Oh well..

The world could function without you.

And this creature definitely could't- cause why is he laying down on his stomach now..??

"I've seen penguins.." he elaborates positioning you on his back

"But.. this is sand??"

"I know.." he says grimly, just laying there

A silence ensured before you just sigh watching the downpour slow to a drizzle

"Wanna come home with me instead?"

He hummed rolling on his back to look up at you, seating you now on his hips

His eyes narrowed searching for any malicious intent

"Hmm.."

"We have a waterfall..?"  You murmur thinking he just didn't want to leave the oceans

But in reality.. he's battling with his pride at the moment, he wants to bring you back as his treasure not not go home with you as your treasure..

Don't humans follow that as the courting method too?? Men. first move.

"Earth to Rin?"  You ask furrowing your brows as you snap your fingers infront of his face

He frowns back immediately darting to nip at your fingers, instincts still not curbed- his eyes dialated again

But there was soon a moment of clarity, his eyes widening at the pained yet oh so pretty sound that left your lips

And he held your wrist delicately, nibbling on the spot he nipped

"Yes.." he murmurs simply

You pause staring at his lidded eyes and resigned expression, the pain forgotten in the face of his beauty

"Yeah.." you mumble back

The sun peaked out finally, casting it's rays over the sea and beach..

The unlikely pair however remained blissfully unaware, of anything but eachother..

NOTES :

• Let's just assume Sirens are cold-blooded alr? That's why Rin deviates to the warmth he experienced from reader, and why the heat from his flush was unfamiliar

• Coral are animals. I feel dumb, but you learn smth new everyday ig 💫

• This oneshot isn't apart of the main universe, I'm just obsessed with the concept of siren Rin..

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To the people of my taglist : I dunno if you would want to be tagged, for these kind of one-shots that r separate from the main storyline-

If you don't then I'm so sorry, I'll keep it in mind for a next time 🕊️

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[dork-a-doodle]

I’ve always wanted to draw what I think the various Deltarune weapons look like, and I figure why not start with the swords!

The Twisted Sword - The Axes - The Scarfs - The Rings

[loserstone220]

I recently went to Japan and had a lot of fun! I've wanted to visit Japan for a long time, so it felt like a dream come true. That said, the metro system there was super confusing. Thank goodness I had two friends with me who are way smarter than I am!

Anyway, here's Mario and Peach visiting Japan and getting totally confused by the train system.

[silentglock]

my favorite chrobin author @coralhoneyrose acknowledged the fact that I exist so here's some first kiss memery to celebrate

[harbingerofsoup]

garashir is incredible because you have an exiled spy for an oppressive state with fucked parentage who doesn’t want to let himself be happy, but also can’t resist temptation; then you have a genius doctor who comes across as naive and too optimistic, but has had an ongoing identity crisis since the age of 15 because he learned his parents’ solution to his childhood disabilities was eugenics

and yet somehow they are so lame, just so embarrassing

[ineffable-romantics]

Thank GOD for those new promo pics.... I've always said this was the way I picture Aziraphale in modern day if he'd been the demon instead, and now I have the perfect angel!Crowley to match!

[egophiliac]

I hope you get your pink hayate!

thank you! 🩷🖤🩷 it was a little down to the wire, but the pink boys are MINE >:)

[avoidmint]

Get yourself a man who gets you banned from the local Fair just to impress you with his amazingly situational gamer skills. 🎯

Gadget really can't take him anywhere.

[mejjy]

it's always two dumb bitches telling each other "EXACTLYYYY"

[abd-illustrates]

Ty to everybody who voted in those character polls! The results were a fun surprise haha -- I'll definitely be takin note of 'em next time I get to sit down n' do some heartless doodles! (^^)/

[stardustandtwilight]

Interviewer: How tall is a hobbit?

The Charlies:

[casually-eat-my-soul]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again but sterek are losers in love with each other and it’s so fucking funny to me.

Some random person starts talking to stiles and Derek is throwing up, howling and growling, biting, running into the wildness, dripping with the blood of his enemies.

Someone starts talking to Derek and Stiles is sobbing, cursing, also biting, screaming, cursing but in the magical sense, and vibrating with rage.

It is better for the general public if they are together but that doesn’t guarantee safety by any means.

[therantingsage]

Tbh my favorite genre of Nuziv fic is still ‘N and Uzi independently realize they like V and aggressively fumble around flirting/asking her out’ with V in the background making a disbelieving flustered expression

The three of them are great tho because no matter which way you slice it you can simplify it to “X and their two Y”. N and his girls. Uzi and her DDs. V and her losers.

My favorite V ship is still Vizzy but these three make me uniquely weak I don’t know how to describe it

[grunklebongrip]

If you’re writing college age Fiddauthor and you get secondhand embarrassment, you’re doing it right

[roseletterchan]

In which ladybug accidentally flashes the goofiest grin possible when taking a selfie cause she’s a huge dork. Might finish this?

[affluent-havoc]

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